Dick Quote #223
Quote from Dick in Father Knows Dick
Dick: Uh, Harry, I've made a decision. From now on, I don't want you to think of me as your commander. I want you to think of me as a father. A father who outranks you.
Tommy: Well, a father? Why?
Dick: Guidance, emotional support. I'll be there for you. I'll be the wind beneath your sheets. Harry, you need anything at all, you come to me.
Harry: Well, okay. Can I borrow the car?
Dick: No.
Harry: Can I have some cash?
Dick: No.
Harry: Can I bring a woman to my room?
Tommy: Never happen.
Dick: Sure.
Harry: Oh, well, thanks, commander. I mean, Dick. Dad. Father Dick.
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Quote from Harry
Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermal dynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!