Sally Quote #441
Quote from Sally in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2
Sally: You know, you cannot order Harry around like that anymore, Dick. He outranks you now.
Dick: Oh, right. I forgot. I have too much cellulite on my ass to be a High Commander.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Maybe if you put on a wonder bra, you could get your job back.
Sally: Are you guys insinuating that I got this job because of the way I look?
Tommy: Who's insinuating? We're saying it right to your face.
Harry: Yeah.
Sally: This is so typical! When a woman with a body like this gets a promotion, everybody questions it. But if it were a man with a body like this, there wouldn't be any question!
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Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Um, doc-... Dr. Albright it would mean a great deal to me if you would deliver my child into this world.
Mary: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, you're the only doctor I trust.
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I- I'm not that kind of doctor.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. I see. Just because I do not have insurance means I'm not a human being.
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Okay, Tommy. Now, the thing about a cummerbund is that not only is it a nice accent to your ensemble, but you can also hide your stash in it.
Tommy: I'm not hiding a stash in it.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. Well, you know, that's a good idea. You ought to hold it. They never search the girl.
Alissa: That's just great. I was worried about that, too. I'm leaving.
Vicki Dubcek: [laughs] She is the sweetest thing. You be good to her, Tommy. This is the most important night of her life.
Tommy: What about her wedding?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah! Weddings come and go. But a girl only has one junior prom. Of course some girls have none.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Excuse me. Tommy, did you hear anything? 'Cause I most certainly did not!
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Vicki Dubcek: Hey, guys.
Tommy: Hi, Vicki. What are you doin' here?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I was just sittin' at home- Hi. I was just sittin' at home feelin' lonesome, and I thought, hey, what the hell? It's never too late to go to your junior prom. [laughs]
Don: I'm not sure that's true.
Vicki Dubcek: [sobs]