Dick Quote #204
Quote from Dick in Assault with a Deadly Dick
Dick: You know, I have a great idea. To celebrate, why don't I use my new ATM card to withdraw money from one of many convenient locations, even after business hours, and take you out to dinner tomorrow night?
Mary: All right.
Dick: Really?
Mary: Yes.
Dick: You're not just toying with me? You do understand it's dinner, out?
Mary: Yes, but it can't just be dinner out of the house. It also has to be dinner out of the car.
Dick: Yes. Now all I have to do is put this card into the ATM, punch in my secret code, 1-2-3-4- Oh, no! I was never supposed to reveal my code to anyone!
Nina: Ooh, well, now you're going to have to kill us.
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‘Assault with a Deadly Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Don: Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp.
Dick: [points to Mary] Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. Did you call the cops?
Dick: Oh, I don't think that's necessary.
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, don't be silly. You go down to the station, you ask for Officer Franco, an Italian gentlemen, very nice. He came right over when my boyfriend got beat up in my living room.
Dick: Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him.
Quote from Don
Harry: Well, Officer Don, we're here to report a crime.
Sally: I blame myself. I dropped my guard.
Don: It's not your fault. Crime happens. On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, but just beneath the well-manicured lawns lies a hotbed of criminal activity. We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, but it's in the shadows where evil lurks.