Dick Quote #1144
Quote from Dick in Dick vs. Strudwick
Nina: Dr. Solomon, Channel 58 just called and asked if you would like to appear on some show called Men & Ideas?
Dick: Men & Ideas?! Yes, indeed, I do! Mary, look at this.
Dick: I guess the word is finally getting out. I'm gonna be a guest on Men & Ideas.
Nina: Actually, you're just a panelist.
Nina: The show's all about Strudwick.
Dick: No! Oh! [sobs] [drops to the floor]
Nina: You're taking it better than I thought you would.
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Dick: Look at this. I could write a better book overnight.
Nina: You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
Dick: For the thousandth time, yes!
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Nina: Dr. Solomon, have you bought Strudwick's new book yet?
Dick: Well, I was gonna order it off the Internet until I realized there's no such thing as Amazon.crap. Look at him, standing up there like all of this was for him.
Nina: All this is for him.
Dick: Fine. But he doesn't have to bask. Look at him basking. That basker!
Nina: You're just jealous because he got a book published and you didn't.
Dick: Jealous? [chuckles] Of his little comic book? That's a hoot and a half.
Nina: Well, those four Nobel laureates over there kissing his butt seem to disagree.
Mary: So, where are the Nobel guys?
Dick: Oh, they're over there with Strudwick. But they're not so great. One of them had to share his prize with a Swede.
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Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
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Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.