Dick Quote #192
Quote from Dick in Dick Like Me
Dick: Aztec, Toltec, Toltec, Inca, Inuit, Bedouin, Indian, Sikh. [clears throat; speaks quickly:] Aztec, Toltec, Toltec, Inca, Inuit, Bedouin, Indian, Sikh. Aztec, Toltec, Toltec, Inca, Inuit, Bedouin, in--
Mary: What are you doing at my desk?
Dick: [normal voice] Anthropology, it's fascinating. Such a wealth of cultures. You know, up until now, I always thought that what you did was pointless and of no interest to anyone but yourself.
Mary: Well, it's certainly not as fascinating as physics. I mean, everybody loves math. Get away from my desk.
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Nina: You know, my heritage happens to be very important to me.
Mary: As it should be. I'm Irish, and I'm very proud of that. And you're what?
Dick: Me? Uh, [stammers] I-I-I'm, uh one of those, uh... You know, one of the really good ones. You're this big anthropologist. You tell me. What am I?
Mary: Certifiable.
Dick: Yes, that's what I am. Certifiable. Certifiable and damn proud of it. As my father was before me and his father before him and his father before him. Certifiable. Of course, we no longer practice.
Quote from Harry
Tommy: This rules. I'm still a minority. You know, chicks dig minorities.
Dick: Oh! Who knew that Solomon was a Jewish name when we took it off the side of that truck?
Harry: Go figure. We could have been the Wal-marts.
Dick: We're Jewish. [sobs] I don't know what to say.
Harry: Mazel tov! I'm sorry, it just popped out.
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Dick: Now, let's have a look at Einstein's boundary conditions according to the theory of relativity. Einstein, a Jew, never could have made this breakthrough, had it not been for the earlier work of Copernicus, Polish, or Tycho Brahe, the unlucky Dane from Prague. Which brings up another question. How many Puerto Ricans do we have in class? Any Puerto Ricans? Leon, what are you?
Caryn: You don't have to answer that.
Leon: Dutch.
Dick: Oh, I love your tulips and your dikes.
Leon: Oh, thank you.
Dick: However, I turn your people down because of the silly shoes. Okay, no Puerto Ricans? Any Latinos in general? Anyone with Latino information? Anybody?
Pitman: Dr. Solomon, with all due respect, I find this offensive.
Dick: Oh, Pitman, you won't be left out. I'll get to the Asians.