Dick Quote #920
Quote from Dick in Collect Call for Dick
Dick: Oh, uh, Nina. Do you remember that pig that I let you borrow?
Nina: Borrow? No, you gave me that Jiggly Pig.
Dick: That's the one. I need it back.
Nina: But I like it.
Dick: I'll give you $20 for it.
Nina: But it was a gift.
Dick: I'll give you $30.
Nina: $30 for that?
Dick: Okay, 50. But that's my final offer.
Nina: $50? Okay, it's in my desk.
Dick: $75.
Nina: Sold!
Dick: Fine. $100!
Nina: Whoo-hoo!
Mary: Very smooth, Dick.
Dick: Thank you, Mary.
Mary: Want to buy a thimble?
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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Sally: Okay. You guys ready?
Mary: He's not going to like this.
Tommy: We've got to confront him. It's for his own good.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now you swear this intervention is not for me? Because I have fallen for that twice.
Quote from Dick
Sally: How could you have gotten so carried away?
Dick: I don't know. Maybe I was just trying to fill some emotional void. Maybe I never really felt loved by my mother.
Tommy: Dick, you never had a mother.
Dick: See? That's a pretty serious void.
Quote from Harry
Harry: [burps] Oh, I'm sorry. Probably the secret Rusty's sauce.
Tommy: That's just ketchup.
Harry: Oh, well, thank you so much for ruining it for me, Tommy.