Dick Quote #106

Quote from Dick in Ab-dick-ted

Dick: You touched my radio.
Sally: No, I didn't.
Dick: Yes, you did. I always leave it tuned to Big Country 902.1. I turned it on, and out came Mucho Salsa 106.
Sally: Well, you used my leg razor to shave your stupid face.
Dick: That's because the delicate handle is easier to grip.

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