Dick Quote #1710
Quote from Dick in Green-Eyed Dick
Sally: Okay, here's everything you need to know about racquetball.
Dick: Thanks for bringing this, Lieutenant.
Sally: Well, I found myself starting to talk to the scrubbing bubbles, so I figured I better take a walk.
Dick: Oh, this is Newtonian physics. Trajectory and velocity. An imbecilic baby could do it. Well, I'm off to the games.
Sally: Play fiercely and annihilate your opponent.
Dick: As it always was and always will be. [they salute]
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Green-Eyed Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Sally: You and I have flown a lot of missions together. If you asked me to put out the sun with my bare hands, I would, no questions asked, but if you ever send me out in broad daylight to pick up a bunch of women's magazines again, I will kill you.
Dick: This may sound silly to you, but I have a date with Dr. Albright, and I want to be sure to say the right thing. Now help me out here.
Sally: Dick, they're pointless. They're mind-altering. They impose arbitrary standards on women. It's like propaganda for some sort of estrogen cult.
Dick: Just read.
Sally: Okay. Okay, here's a topic. You could discuss biology.
Dick: Why?
Sally: According to a recent survey, 7 out of 10 women have multiple organisms.
Quote from Mary
Mary: Honestly, there's something about you that seems odd. It's as if you were out of sync with every other person on the planet.
Dick: Well, how can that be? Every day I go out of my way to do things that appear normal.
Mary: What you just said, that's not normal.
Dick: What else?
Mary: Well, you you act as if you're feeling everything for the first time. You have no control over your emotions. You tried to feed me doggy treats.
Quote from Harry
Man: [on radio] And the winning numbers: 2, 21, 51, 9, 27 and 48. [all cheer]
Sally: We won again!
Dick: Ah! That was fun. [rips up the ticket]
Harry: Ah, yes.
Dick: A dollar well spent.
Harry: If luck were money, we'd be rich.