Dick Quote #22
Quote from Dick in Post-Nasal Dick
Dick: Nina, are you married?
Nina: No.
Dick: Why not? What are you doing wrong?
Nina: You sound just like my mother.
Dick: That must be very confusing for you. [Nina storms out]
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Post-Nasal Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Sally: [sneezes] Wow!
Dick: What was that?
Sally: I don't know, but I want another one. [sneezes] [groans] Oh!
Harry: [sneezes] Ooh!
Sally: Was it as good for you as it was for me? [Harry smiles]
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Well, at first I was conflicted. We come from very different backgrounds. I'm an alien, and she's a Presbyterian. I have a highly developed mind, and she's got that big, pouty mouth. I tell you, Dick, it was a tough decision.
Sally: What tipped the scales?
Tommy: She let me.
Dick: Well, what happened next?
Tommy: Well, I don't know what came over me, but they were so big and round and beautiful, I just had to touch them.
Dick: And then what?
Tommy: She screamed, "Ow, my eyes!" And that just... basically killed the mood.
Quote from Dick
Dick: "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." I'm not reading 378 pages if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence.