Harry Quote #402
Quote from Harry in Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
Harry: Now where were we?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, let's see... I am Dr. Monica van Kleef, chief of neurosurgery at General Hospital, and you have a very serious condition that could relapse at any moment.
Harry: Yes, I'm not feeling... [voice quavers] very stable! Incoming message from the Big Giant Head.
Vicki Dubcek: Patient exhibiting dangerous erotic symptoms.
Sally: Your status report is now 23 days late.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yeah, baby. I've been a naughty girl!
Harry: Penalties for lack of compliance will be swift and severe.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, you make me pay that penalty, Harry! Oh! Yeah! Oh, yeah! Big Giant! Big Giant!
Features in the collection: Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head.
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‘Incoming Message from the Big Giant Head’
Quote from Harry in A Nightmare on Dick Street: Part 2
Tommy: Oh, man. The High Commander and the Lieutenant are incapacitated. You know what that means? The Information Officer takes over, and that's me. I'm in charge of the mission.
Harry: Permission to speak, High Commander.
Tommy: Permission granted.
Harry: Well, we might as well just take this mission, roll it up and stick it... [voice quavers] Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. "Your request to return home for emergency maintenance has been authorized."
Harry: "The time-space portal will open tomorrow evening between 8:51 and 8:53 P.M. Earth time. On your journey home, we will be showing Tin Cup, starring Kevin Costner and Rene Russo."
Tommy: Well, that settles it. We're going.
Harry: "The Big Giant Head looks forward to reading your comprehensive report on the history of human civilization."
Tommy: Oh, no.
Quote from Tommy in Two-Faced Dick
Harry: Well, let's have a toast, shall we? To [voice quavers] new... Incoming message from the Big Giant Head. Your request has been approved. Your Lieutenant and High Commander will be restored to their previous Earth bodies immediately, and a small fee will appear on your next statement. Transmission ending in 3, 2, 1... [Harry, Dick and Sally sneeze]
Both: We're back!
Dick: Isn't that great, Tommy?
Sally: Oh, isn't that cool, Tommy?
Tommy: [squints] Tommy? I'm not Tommy.
Dick: Oh, my god!
Tommy: Ah, I'm just screwin' with you.
‘Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: So, what has this flagrant display of insensitivity taught you, Mary?
Mary: That you don't have a monopoly on idiotic behavior.
Mary: So, Dick, can you forgive and forget?
Dick: Oh, I forgive. But I don't forget. And I don't forgive.
Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Dick: Vicki, you remember my true love, Dr. Mary Albright?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes.
Mary: Nice to see you again, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes, ma'am, it's nice to see you, too. Doctor. [chuckles] You know, I have this little pain in my lower back-
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm a doctor of anthropology.
Vicki Dubcek: What is that? Is that, like, the rear?
Harry Solomon Quotes
Quote from InDickscretion
Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.
Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2
Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.