Tommy Quote #173

Quote from Tommy in When Aliens Camp

Sally: God, I cannot believe people get out of a comfortable bed at the crack of dawn to come out here and sleep on dirt.
Tommy: I think it hearkens back to the early days when people were, you know, idiots.
Harry: Hey, what's that?
Tommy: It's our tent.
Harry: We're not all gonna fit in there.
Sally: We have to set it up, goober!
Mary: Maybe I can be of some help. Do you know where your guide pole is?
Tommy: Uh, yeah, he's over there. Trying to suck the venom out of his pine cone bite.


 ‘When Aliens Camp’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Bottle opener? That'll be useful. A saw? God knows- God knows we'll use that. A scissors? Get out of town! Oh, that Swiss army. Yeah, when they get in the game, they are ready to play. Sweet lord! A toothpick! Nina, have you got anything stuck in your teeth that I can assist you with?
Nina: No, thanks. I'm good.
Dick: Oh. That's a shame.

Quote from Sally

Tommy: Hey, check it out. Those two dragonflies are doin' it.
Sally: I wish I was a dragonfly.
Tommy: So you could be doin' it?
Sally: No. So I could fly my ass outta here.

Quote from Harry

Dick: [gunshots] Harry, what was that?
Harry: I don't know. I just bent over to dig up some worms and these fat guys in orange vests started shooting at me.
Mary: Oh, my god, Harry. You've gotta be more careful. They probably thought you were a-
Sally: Oh, here we go. More woodsy wisdom from Albright of the Jungle.