Dick Quote #769

Quote from Dick in Auto Erodicka

Dick: That's why this is going to be so hard to say, but, Anita I don't think I can marry you.
Anita: You can't?
Dick: No. Although I know it would be the gentlemanly thing to do. I- I'm just not ready.
Anita: Oh, Dick. I just got through a really messy divorce, and I don't want to get married. I don't even want a relationship. So this is pretty much it.
Dick: Oh. What are you saying?
Anita: This is pretty much it.
Dick: Really?
Anita: Well, you know- I- I hope that you're okay with this.
Dick: Okay? I'm Jim Dandy! I had no idea this sort of random coupling existed. Outside the animal kingdom. Tell me, are there a lot of women who feel the way you do, and do you happen to have their phone numbers?

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Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.

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Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?

Quote from Sally

Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.