Dick Quote #454
Quote from Dick in A Dick on One Knee
Dick: Mary. There's something I've been wanting to ask you for several days now. I thought about it long and hard and I know it's the right thing to do. Mary, will you wear my watch?
Mary: I can't wear this.
Dick: Oh, I see. I thought it's what you wanted.
Mary: It's just too big.
Dick: I know it's a big step, but don't you think that maybe someday you might want to wear it?
Mary: Well, maybe if... if I gain a lot of weight.
Dick: Cake?
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‘A Dick on One Knee’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Dick: Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting something?
Sally: You're right, the wedding announcement.
Dick: No, no. The mission.
Sally: Dick, this is my mission. It's what women are supposed to do. Get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.
Quote from Harry
Mary: Oh, Dick, you shouldn't be embarrassed. Michel's the one who got arrested.
Sally: They got Michel! [all gasp]
Mary: Yeah, the guy from immigration. It was an ugly fight. The French tend to kick a lot when frightened.
Dick: Immigration?
Mary: Yeah, they said they'll be sending him back to France in the morning.
Dick: Of course, he's from another country!
Sally: That's why he's an alien.
Tommy: Alien from France.
Harry: Not a quivering purple tube from a distant galaxy sent to study humankind. [Sally slaps the back of Harry's head] What? I said "not."
Quote from Dick
Dick: 44 across. "Men are from Mars, women are from..." Let's see, five letters starting with V. Ah! "Vegas."