Harry Quote #214

Quote from Harry in A Dick on One Knee

Harry: Sally! I got it, everything you asked for.
Sally: Oh, what a relief!
Harry: Something old: a radial, courtesy of the alley. Something new: a tub of Vaseline with an unbroken seal.
Sally: Sweet!
Harry: Something borrowed: a cup of sea salt from Miss Dubcek. And finally, the piece de "resistenance". Something blue: a Lifesaver! Minty. [holds tongue out]
Sally: That's perfect, Harry. [takes Lifesafer from Harry's mouth and sticks it to his forehead]


 ‘A Dick on One Knee’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Dick: Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting something?
Sally: You're right, the wedding announcement.
Dick: No, no. The mission.
Sally: Dick, this is my mission. It's what women are supposed to do. Get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.

Quote from Harry

Mary: Oh, Dick, you shouldn't be embarrassed. Michel's the one who got arrested.
Sally: They got Michel! [all gasp]
Mary: Yeah, the guy from immigration. It was an ugly fight. The French tend to kick a lot when frightened.
Dick: Immigration?
Mary: Yeah, they said they'll be sending him back to France in the morning.
Dick: Of course, he's from another country!
Sally: That's why he's an alien.
Tommy: Alien from France.
Harry: Not a quivering purple tube from a distant galaxy sent to study humankind. [Sally slaps the back of Harry's head] What? I said "not."

 Harry Solomon Quotes

Quote from InDickscretion

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.