Dick Quote #430
Quote from Dick in Romeo & Juliet & Dick
Tommy: Remind me never to ask you for another favor again.
Dick: You weren't right for the role.
Harry: Hey, how'd the audition go?
Tommy: I lost the part. The director didn't think I was good enough.
Dick: You were good. You had delivery, presence, timing. You just didn't have that indefinable something extra.
Tommy: I was just trying to score some points with my girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?
Dick: Romeo and Juliet is a Shakespearian tragedy. It has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend.
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‘Romeo & Juliet & Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Don
Sally: Hey, guys. Oh, you still watching that stuff?
Dick: It's not "stuff," it's Hamlet.
Sally: Yeah, but why do they have to talk that way? I mean, I can't follow the story.
Don: Hamlet? The story is as old as time. Pretty-boy son has a rich daddy and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story, but there it is.
Tommy: Isn't that the plot to The Lion King?
Dick: Oh, please!
Quote from Don
Sally: Oh, Don, Don. Why should the name "Don" make Dick so angry?
Don: Sally.
Sally: Who's there?
Don: I would tell you, but my name is so offensive to your family I dare not speak it aloud.
Sally: Don, if they found you, there's no telling what they'd do to you.
Don: I'm okay. I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes. And if thou love me, let them find me here. My life were better ended by their hate, than death prolonged wanting of thy love.
Sally: Wow, that's so romantic.
Don: Ah, well, I wrote it myself.
Quote from Nina
Dick: Nina, Nina, read me in.
Nina: Curtain rises. A big pompous blowhard flounces onto the stage.