Harry Quote #114
Quote from Harry in Father Knows Dick
Dick: Harry! Son, look what I brought home for us. It's a six-pack of tall boys. Let's say we get faced and then I'll give you my belt.
Harry: Forget it, man.
Dick: What's this?
Harry: I'm cutting out. I'm blowing this joint. I'm taking some powder.
Dick: You're leaving? You can't leave.
Harry: Oh, face it, Dick. I have no purpose here.
Dick: Harry, I'll find you a purpose. I'll set up a meeting for you with the campus job counselor.
Harry: That's your world, man, not mine. See, I'm rejecting all that "9-to-5, make a living, become a success, feel good about yourself" crap. That's a sucker's game, man. Well, color me gone.
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‘Father Knows Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermal dynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!