Dick Quote #145
Quote from Dick in Frozen Dick
Mary: I've never been kicked off a plane before.
Dick: Be grateful it was still on the ground.
Mary: You could have told me you were afraid to fly.
Dick: Only on airplanes.
Mary: Instead of a 45-minute flight, I have a seven-hour drive.
Dick: Don't worry. I've anticipated your needs, and I'm ready to fill the remaining six hours and 50 minutes with mirth and merriment. I brought Mad Libs. I need the name of someone in the room.
Mary: Dick.
Dick: Dick. [chuckles] This is funny already.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Frozen Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Nina
Dick: I guess she's just saving up her excitement for the crap fest.
Nina: You just don't get it, do you?
Dick: What do you mean?
Nina: There are people who have stress and people who give stress, and you are a giver.
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Wow, I've finally found what I was looking for. David Copperfield. It doesn't look boring. He saws himself in half and makes the statue of liberty disappear.
Quote from Mary
Mary: Oh, Nina, I can't believe this is happening to me. Not every anthropologist receives this kind of honor. I worked my entire life for this award.
Nina: I know, the Louis Leakey award.
Mary: To stand in front of a conference of educators and express my thoughts about my work. This is going to be the best weekend of my life. Why are you looking at me that way?
Nina: No reason.
Dick: [enters] Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! Guess what. You and I are on the same flight. Same row, side by side, strapped in at 38,000 feet. Isn't that great?
Mary: Why are you going to the conference?
Dick: Oh, they're giving me some kind of academic award. You know, they hand these things out like candy mints. Once we get that out of the way, the two of us get to experience the magic that is Chicago.
Mary: Well, once again something wonderful in my life has been turned into a giant crap fest.