Dick Quote #1689
Quote from Dick in The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part Two
Harry: Hey, you know what? If we have to leave on Saturday anyway, we might as well have a big going-away party.
Dick: Harry, that is a great idea. It will give us a chance to say good-bye.
Tommy: Right. "Good-bye, humans. We're going back to our home planet in outer space." Then they can dissect us on the tarmac.
Dick: A party with a space theme.
Tommy: Oh, that's not annoying.
Harry: And people will be encouraged to get their swerve on. [dances]
Dick: Exactly.
Sally: Oh, that reminds me. We're gonna need a designated driver for the flight home. Not it!
Harry & Tommy: Not it!
Dick: Damn!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Lieutenant, Information Officer, Transmitter...
Sally, Harry & Tommy: High Commander.
Dick: My family.
Sally: Dick, I'm leaking.
Tommy: [sings] Across the void we come a-warping [Harry joins in] Across the fields of stars we-- Soar
All: [sing] We pledge to land and something-- [humming] Spaceship And when at last our mission's finished In duty homeward shall we fly Our glory cannot be diminished Back to the heavens in our mighty... spaceship
Quote from Sally
Sally: Oh, my God, Don, please become a cop again.
Don: No way. I'm not cut out for that life. I'm fragile.
Sally: Don, you better sit down. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. You know how I've won every lumberjack competition I've ever been in without any previous lumberjacking experience?
Don: Yeah?
Sally: And remember that time I showed you how to make a cannon out of a coconut?
Don: Yeah.
Sally: Okay, well... [clears throat] I'm a highly trained security-and-weapons specialist.
Don: You are? No.
Sally: Oh, yes. [takes Don's gun apart and rebuilds it]
Don: Oh, Sally! Any time I've taken my gun apart, I had to buy a new gun.
Quote from Sally
Don: What are you, like, with the Feds, or something?
Sally: Something like that, but a little bit bigger.
Don: Interpol?
Sally: I've been undercover here for years. I can't tell you my mission. It will put you in jeopardy. But what you just saw me do to that gun, I'm gonna do to you.
Don: I've got sciatica.
Sally: Don, I'm gonna rebuild you from the ground up.
Don: Why?
Sally: 'Cause I love you, Don. 'Cause I love you.