Mrs. Dubcek Quote #70
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek in The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part One
Harry: So check it out, Doobie. I got two of everything. For the twins.
Mrs. Dubcek: I once dated twins. It was so confusing, especially when they dress alike.
Harry: Twins dress alike?
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, these did. They were the Minnesota Twins.
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‘The Thing That Wouldn't Die: Part One’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Where am I? And what's going on?
Mary: You lied so much, you passed out.
Dick: Mary, it's true. I'm the High Commander of an exploratory mission that came to Earth six years ago to study mankind.
Mary: Does your family know about this?
Dick: We're not a family. We're a unit. Tommy is the information officer. Sally is the security officer. And Harry has an enormous transmitter in his head.
Mary: Oh, that's impossible! Except for the Harry part.
Dick: Open your mind. Think about everything you don't know about me. And then think about everything you do know. Think about how every single time something happens, it's like I'm learning it for the first time... like a child. Mary, think about our entire six year relationship knowing that I'm an alien.
Mary: [smiles] [looks horrified] [looks angry] [looks sad] [smiles] You are an alien.
Mary: Why didn't I see this before?
Dick: Because you're only human.
Quote from Nina
Mary: I think there might be something wrong with Dick. [Nina and Judith are silent] I think I might be in danger.
Judith: I think she's ready for the talk.
Nina: We've always been suspicious of Dr. Solomon. Secretive about his past, speaks many languages, pretends not to understand anything.
Mary: What are you saying? He has another identity?
Nina: Yes. I think "stupid college professor" is just a front. I think he's a stupid international terrorist.
Mrs. Dubcek Quotes
Quote from Why Dickie Can't Teach
Sally: How did these bozos get to be so powerful?
Mrs. Dubcek: You know what they say: under every great man is a great woman.
Don: Don't you mean "behind every man"?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, you're dirty.
Quote from Alien Hunter
Mrs. Dubcek: Wow. I haven't been drugged and tied up like this since Valentine's Day.