Mary Quote #253
Quote from Mary in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two
Dr. Liam Neesam: My affection for you is only part of my reason for being here, though. The other reason is to make you a job offer.
Mary: A job offer? Doing what?
Dick: [to himself] Good question, Mary.
Dr. Liam Neesam: I'm giving you the opportunity to do groundbreaking anthropological research. The only snag is that at the start, I can only pay you a high six-figure salary.
Mary: Oh, that's one, maybe two figures more than I'm used to. Why me?
Dr. Liam Neesam: Because I can't think of anyone I'd rather work side by side with... or on top of.
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‘Mary Loves Scoochie: Part Two’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Dick: I've got horrible news. Brace yourselves. Liam Neesam is back.
Harry: Liam who-some?
Sally: Oh, yeah. Remember that alien who came here to destroy Earth, but then he didn't 'cause he thought Dick was such a great human being?
Harry: Dr. Liam Neesam. Yeah. I thought you were talking about the other Liam Neesam. You know. The plumber?
Sally: Oh, yeah.
Quote from Harry
Harry: You guys! You guys! You guys! What's our favorite movie?
Sally & Tommy: Arthur 2: Arthur On The Rocks.
Harry: Well, feast your eyes on this!
Sally & Tommy: Arthur?
Harry: Yeah! There's a prequel.
Sally: Well, who knew? This is gonna answer so many questions about Arthur 2.
Harry: Yeah. Like the "2."
Quote from Harry
Dick: He's better than me at everything.
Sally: Oh, man. You're screwed.
Tommy: Well, maybe he isn't. Liam still thinks that Dick is a human, and as a human, Dick is no competition. But Dick is not a human.
Sally: See, if Liam knows that Dick's an alien, they'll be on the same wavelength. He'll have to respect him, and then he'll back off Albright.
Dick: That's brilliant! So, I'll just tell him.
Harry: As long as you realize that by telling him, you may be forfeiting your inheritance.
Sally: Oh, that's Arthur.
Harry: Yeah. See? It all comes back to Arthur.
[All sing "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)" from Arthur]