Dick Quote #1652

Quote from Dick in Mary Loves Scoochie: Part One

Dick: I must put these pantyhose back exactly where I found them, or Mary will get suspicious. Missing a leg. Could be worse. Oh. What's this? Oh... dear Mary. She saved all the love letters I sent her. Wait a minute. I never sent her any love letters. "Love, Scoochie." "Love, Scoochie"! "Much love, Scoochie." It's getting worse! Who is this cursed Scoochie?! And what is this wonderful, manly scent?

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Harry: Did we win?
Dick: No.
Harry: Oh, man! Great! So much for the mission bein' renewed next fall.

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Harry: Welcome back to the Alien Award Show. And now the award for best alien uniform worn in a non-violent mission...
Dick: Sally, come on. They're doing uniforms.
Harry: The Plecto Alien.
Dick: Oh, darn. The Plectos are getting everything.
Harry: Accepting on behalf of the Plectos is their High Commander-
Dick: Oh, where's the remote?
Harry: Lieutenant Colonel Zorgon- [Harry is muted]
Sally: I miss anything good?
Dick: No. Only the tribute to all the aliens who died last year.