Dick Quote #1644
Quote from Dick in Dick Soup for the Soul
Mary: Oh, Dick, I can't believe how into this book you are. It's wonderful. I am so proud of you.
Dick: Oh, thank you, Mary. Claire Volk says that I don't need any affirmation but my own, so I'm gonna pretend that I said that. [Mary chuckles] So, the book says that Step 1 to perma-happiness is the forgiveness ceremony, so-
Mary: Should I go first?
Dick: No, no, no. I've been saving up. I forgive Nina for eating my lunch today.
Mary: Dick, Nina did that because you ate her lunch.
Dick: Mary, is this a forgiveness ceremony or a who-ate-Nina's-lunch inquisition?
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‘Dick Soup for the Soul’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: What is this obsession with Claire Volk and her signature? It can't be healthy. It can't be healthy!
Mary: Claire Volk's first book taught me to love myself during some really rough times. She's a fully actualized person with so much to share.
Dick: There are two things I'm certain about: she is not fully actualized, and I don't know what that means.
Nina: There isn't a human being alive that couldn't benefit from this book.
Dick: Here, let me see it. A Road Map for Permanent Happiness. I'll give the intro a skim and get back to you with my thoughts. Baloney. Crap. Nonsense. More crap. Interesting. Hmm.
Claire Volk: Next?
Mary: Hi. I'm Mary Albright, and I have been waiting a long time-
Dick: [pushes Mary out of the way] Miss Volk, in the last few feet of this line, you have changed my life forever!
Claire Volk: Would you like me to sign your book?
Dick: Book nothing! Sign my breast! And see if you can use the nipple to dot the "I."
Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, it's not every day Dick gives me an assignment, and I want to put my heart and soul into it, make it a labor of love.
Nina: Harry, it's a ceiling. Pick a color and slap it on.
Harry: I can't just pick and color! It has to speak to me. It has to reflect the golden rays of sunlight off my Cheerios in the morning. Or stir my interest as I stare up at it while Dick's talking.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Mary, you'll be happy to know that I'm deep into Step 2. I have successfully eliminated all the negative relationships in my life: Judith, Strudwick, the Chancellor. I've even stopped yelling at the little voice that comes out of the clown's head when I'm at the drive-through.