Mary Quote #245

Quote from Mary in Dick's Ark

Nina: Dr. Albright. Please know that none of us are here to judge you.
Mary: Why would you be?
Nina: What you have is a disease.
Don: You do? Well, could we crack a window? I got Jimmy Buffett tickets next Tuesday.
Nina: I'm talking about her drinking.
Mary: My drinking?!
Dick: [stammering] Now, just hang on-
Cheryl: Hey, I thought you looked familiar! I know you from the supermarket. You're the white zinfandel lady.
Mary: They- They call me that?
Harry: Let me tell you somethin', Albright. Your drinkin' doesn't just hurt you. It hurts everyone around you.
Dick: Will you shut up?!
Mary: I do not have a drinking problem!

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 ‘Dick's Ark’ Quotes

Quote from Nina

Mary: Um, let's just talk in a couple of days, and I'll have some time to myself, and you'll have some time to break your new camera. [exits]
Dick: Mary? Nina! Did you hear any of that?
Nina: Unfortunately, yes. I couldn't find my Walkman in time.
Dick: So, is this the beginning of the end for me and Mary?
Nina: No. No, not at all. Taking time apart is what healthy couples do. That's why you two have never done it.

Quote from Dick

Harry: Oh, wow. This is great, Dick. How did you find out that Pendelton had a bomb shelter?
Dick: The same way I found out about the airport. Mary and I snuck in here for a "nooner."

Quote from Mary

Mary: I don't know how this happened. I start my weekend, determined to spend a little time away from you, and I end up in a cinderblock cell with you and your entire family. I may have problems, but they have nothing to do with alcohol! [storms out]
Dick: Well done, people! She's completely recovered! Let's get out of here!