Dick Quote #1572
Quote from Dick in A Dick Replacement
Rita: It's okay. Some people have scientific minds and it's hard for them to process psychic phenomena.
Dick: [scoffing] Oh, please. Scientific- How did you know I was a scientist?
Rita: How do you think? I can see that you and your friend are from very different worlds.
Dick: Mary, I think we should go now.
Rita: One of these days, he's gonna up and leave you.
Dick: Stop it!
Rita: And go back to wherever he came from.
Dick: Oh, come on, Mary. Up! Up! Up! Time to leave. Dick, take it easy! Let's get out of here. Thank you so much for ruining my life, you heartless, evil prophetess! Are there any mutual funds that you especially- [off her glare] Never mind, you bitch!
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Quote from Mary
Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.
Quote from Dick
Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.