Sally Quote #600

Quote from Sally in A Dick Replacement

Dick: Guys! Guys! I just had the most disturbing experience. Mary dragged me to a psychic down on Water Street who predicted that we'd be leaving the planet.
Sally: Whoa, wait a second. A psychic? Those people are for real?
Dick: Oh, this one is. She is good.
Harry: We're not leaving the planet, are we, Dick?
Dick: We could be called away at any second. And I can't bear the thought of Mary growing old alone.
Sally: I wouldn't worry, Dick. Mary's not one to keep her panties cool for too long.
Dick: You're right. She is extremely resilient.
Harry: Mm, she's a slut.

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 ‘A Dick Replacement’ Quotes

Quote from Mary

Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.

Quote from Dick

Dick: After so long on this planet, I've finally learned my most important lesson of all.
Sally: What's that?
Dick: That it's better to have loved Dick and lost Dick than never to have had Dick at all.
Sally: Still, I'll pass.

Quote from Dick

Mary: Oh, look, Dick, a fortune teller. Oh, let's go in. It'll be fun.
Dick: Fortune teller. If this so-called fortune teller can see the future, wouldn't she have been able to predict the decline of this neighborhood?
Mary: Okay, so you don't believe in psychics, but you do believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
Dick: I do no believe in the Loch Ness Monster. I believe Nessie is a friendly sea serpent whose frisky demeanor has been misinterpreted as monster-like.