Dick: Ooh, Mary. I'm so sorry that I found something. I wish you were me.
Mary: It's not just you. I mean, people were pulling things up all day. And then when Dr. Powell found that ceremonial wedding moon. I would have killed to have found that.
Dick: [as Jimmy Stewart] What is it you want, Mary? Is it the moon? Is that it? Do you want the moon, Mary?

Dick: But tell me about it, Mary. What was it like? Tell me. C'mon. Tell me.
Mary: I've never found a single artifact in my whole damn life!
Dick: What?
Mary: Now you know. Are you happy?
Dick: Well, what about all those objects in the office? The coins. The pottery.
Mary: I bought them at airports.
Dick: Well, what about your prized Chuchubian death mask?
Mary: eBay.

Dick: We are going to have the best time together.
Mary: Whoa. Uh, Dick, I don't think I'm allowed to bring a guest.
Dick: Of course you are. This is a free country. That's exactly what the Indians fought for!
Mary: Gee, I don't think I could-
Dick: Oh, Mary, please. For years, you've been talking about all the digs you've been on, and all the stuff you've found. And for once in my life, I wanna see it, instead of being bored to tears, hearing about it.