Mary Quote #239

Quote from Mary in Dick Digs

Mary: Dick, do you know who that was?
Dick: You've been on the phone for 10 minutes, Mary. You'd think you'd know who you were talking to.
Mary: It was Dr. Powell, the archeologist. He's leading a dig tomorrow at the Pawchuk Indian mounds, and he asked me to come.
Dick: You're going on an actual archeological dig? That sounds so exciting.
Nina: It sure does. Can I have tomorrow off?
Mary: No.


 ‘Dick Digs’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Ooh, Mary. I'm so sorry that I found something. I wish you were me.
Mary: It's not just you. I mean, people were pulling things up all day. And then when Dr. Powell found that ceremonial wedding moon. I would have killed to have found that.
Dick: [as Jimmy Stewart] What is it you want, Mary? Is it the moon? Is that it? Do you want the moon, Mary?

Quote from Mary

Dick: But tell me about it, Mary. What was it like? Tell me. C'mon. Tell me.
Mary: I've never found a single artifact in my whole damn life!
Dick: What?
Mary: Now you know. Are you happy?
Dick: Well, what about all those objects in the office? The coins. The pottery.
Mary: I bought them at airports.
Dick: Well, what about your prized Chuchubian death mask?
Mary: eBay.

 Mary Albright Quotes

Quote from A Dick Replacement

Mary: Listen, you. That psychic didn't know anything. You have many, many years ahead of you, and I will be right by your side. And after that, I don't want anybody else.
Dick: Mary, you'd rather be alone?
Mary: After you, I'm done.
Dick: Of course you are. How could I expect you to ever settle for anyone else after being with someone like me? I've ruined you.
Mary: More than you'll ever know.

Quote from Youth is Wasted on the Dick

Mary: Sterling Lake is really special to me, Dick. I spent so many happy summers there with my family when I was young.
Dick: Wait a second. You had a youth, too?
Mary: Yes, Dick.
Dick: Well, what was it like, or can you still remember?
Mary: It was wonderful. We lived in log cabins we built ourselves. Oh! And when Mr. Lincoln came to town, we were all a-flutter. What do you think it was like, Dick?