Harry Quote #667
Tommy: Hey, it's great to see you, man. Now I know that regaining our trust will be difficult. But I think that snaking the bathtub drain is a good place to start.
Harry: Is that how you greet all your guests?
Tommy: I'm sorry?
Harry: I'd like a room. I'm checkin' in.
Sally: What are you talking about?
Harry: I'd like a New York Times on my doorstep every morning, with the crossword puzzle already filled out. For breakfast, I'd like a small glass of juice. Whichever kind you're out of. And I'd like to start with a nice warm bath.
Tommy: There's absolutely no way you're getting a room here.
Harry: "Dear Crown Travel Guide, The Inn at Solomon House stinks!"
Sally: I'll show you to your room.
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‘Dick Digs’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Ooh, Mary. I'm so sorry that I found something. I wish you were me.
Mary: It's not just you. I mean, people were pulling things up all day. And then when Dr. Powell found that ceremonial wedding moon. I would have killed to have found that.
Dick: [as Jimmy Stewart] What is it you want, Mary? Is it the moon? Is that it? Do you want the moon, Mary?
Quote from Mary
Dick: But tell me about it, Mary. What was it like? Tell me. C'mon. Tell me.
Mary: I've never found a single artifact in my whole damn life!
Dick: What?
Mary: Now you know. Are you happy?
Dick: Well, what about all those objects in the office? The coins. The pottery.
Mary: I bought them at airports.
Dick: Well, what about your prized Chuchubian death mask?
Mary: eBay.
Quote from Dick
Dick: We are going to have the best time together.
Mary: Whoa. Uh, Dick, I don't think I'm allowed to bring a guest.
Dick: Of course you are. This is a free country. That's exactly what the Indians fought for!
Mary: Gee, I don't think I could-
Dick: Oh, Mary, please. For years, you've been talking about all the digs you've been on, and all the stuff you've found. And for once in my life, I wanna see it, instead of being bored to tears, hearing about it.