Dick Quote #1516

Quote from Dick in Why Dickie Can't Teach

Dick: Uh, now, this is Pendelton's stately library, housing over twenty-three thousand volumes.
Tommy: You mean "million"?
Mary: No.


 ‘Why Dickie Can't Teach’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: How did these bozos get to be so powerful?
Mrs. Dubcek: You know what they say: under every great man is a great woman.
Don: Don't you mean "behind every man"?
Mrs. Dubcek: Oh, you're dirty.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Well, Tommy, you could go out and play the field, but, uh, why not marry the girl next-door? Pendelton.
Tommy: You think that Pendelton's better than Princeton?
Dick: Tommy, when all's said and done, on Friday, Princeton serves fish sticks, and on Friday, Pendelton serves fish sticks.
Sally: Whoa! Look! It says here that Princeton has eight Nobel Prize winners on its faculty.
Tommy: Huh. How many does Pendelton have?
Dick: Let me tell you something about Nobel Prize winners, Tommy. They eat fish sticks, and we eat fish sticks.

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.