‘My Daddy's Little Girl’
Season 3, Episode 20 - Aired April 1, 1998
After Mary's father, George (George Grizzard), leaves her mother, he comes to stay with Mary and falls for Sally. Meanwhile, Harry starts hosting a show on the university's radio station.
Quote from Mary
Mary: I was dancing with my daddy.
Sally: No! You were dancing with my boyfriend.
Mary: He was my daddy way before he was your boyfriend.
Sally: Listen, I think you'd better grow up. George and I are a thing, and you just better get used to it, Missy.
Mary: Well, you just better get used to me!
George Albright: Is there something wrong, kittens?
Sally: No!
Mary: Nothing!
Quote from Harry
Harry: Okay. We're back. Let's go to the phones. Who's on?
Nina: Nobody.
Tommy: Yeah. We haven't had a call since you made fun of that lady's dead cat.
Quote from Harry
Harry: Ooh, that's a good idea. Hey, let's go one-on-one with Nina Campbell.
Nina: Okay.
Harry: Okay. So, Nina, how many dates have you had lately, like, zero?
Nina: What?
Harry: No, no, no! It's okay. I think I know what the problem is.
Nina: Oh, really?
Harry: Yeah. You're a great big loser.
Nina: I don't have to take this!
Harry: Yes, you do 'cause you're a loser.
Nina: I'm out of here!
Tommy: Wait, Harry, what are you doing?
Harry: Well, I'll tell you what I'm not doing. I'm not just sitting there being a pimple rancher. How's the new crop this year, teen boy?
Tommy: This is over. I am gone!
Harry: Oh, go! Leave! I don't care. I don't need any of you. [screams] Come back!
Quote from Sally
Sally: Well, I just- I'm not ready to be with somebody who has children.
George Albright: What, Mary? She really can take care of herself.
Sally: Oh, let's not fool ourselves, George. She's gonna be a lot of work. You can't just ignore her. You know that.
George Albright: She's old.
Sally: This isn't easy for me, okay? I mean, I don't want to penalize you for being a great dad. It's just, I have to be selfish here.
George Albright: Yeah, I knew I should've closed this deal the night we met. I knew that.
Sally: I think maybe you should go back to your wife.
George Albright: Aw... well, I usually do.
Sally: Well, there you go.
Quote from Mary
Mary: Dad, are you sure you have everything?
George Albright: Yeah. Mary, I wouldn't mention this Sally thing to mother.
Mary: Gee, Dad, I don't know if I can do that.
George Albright: [hands Mary the heirloom braclet] Here.
Mary: My lips are sealed.