Jedediah: Harry, Sally now that you've seen something of our way, what do you think?
Sally: Well... honestly... Uh, you know, you guys could do a better job blending in. I mean, right now, you're sort of screamin', "We're different!"
Jedediah: We believe it's best not to fit in.
Sally: Huh?
Jedediah: We remain apart from society so we don't lose ourselves and forget why we were placed on Earth.
Sally: Oh, my God, Harry. That's what happened to us. We blended in too much!
Harry: Yeah, like creamy frappuccinos.
Prudence: What's a frappuccino?
Harry: Oh, I'll show you. Annabet, two frappuccinos.
Sally: Oh, no. Make that three, babe.
Harry: Three frappuccinos. Come on! What am I speakin', Chinese? Let's move.

Harry: Hello there, brother. Let me see "TV Guide, Hydrox Cookies, that new *NSYNC CD."

Mary: Good morning, Dick.
Dick: Oh, hello there.
Mary: [chuckles] What's this? Ooh, a letter from Scoochie. On my letterhead.
Dick: Scoochie's thrifty.
Mary: [chuckles] "Dear Mary, How are you? I am fine. I'm canceling our bad night of activity we had planned. Instead, you and I will be eating hot dogs and wieners in your backyard. From.... your friend Scoochie." This is not one of his best.
Dick: The point is, the rendezvous has been relocated.
Mary: I guess so.

Harry: Hey there, Sally.
Sally: Hey.
Harry: Yeah. Doin' some laundry?
Sally: No. Harry, this is a butter churn.
Harry: Mmm. No wonder my whites came out yellow.

Sally: You know, I have learned so much from Team X. Patience. Discipline. The only thing I really miss are zippers.
Harry: You know, I never did get the hang of those.
Sally: I know. Listen. Harry. I've been thinkin'. Maybe we could transfer to this outfit for good.
Harry: Join Team X?
Sally: Join a winner.
Harry: Okay. [both chuckle] Oh, but... what about Dick?
Sally: Forget Dick. He's an outsider now.
Harry: Yeah. Maybe he could come by from time to time and we can shun him.

Sally: Jedediah, we have great news. Harry and I have decided to join your team permanently.
Annabet: It's funny you should say that.
Jedediah: Because we want you to leave our community.
Sally: Leave? But we're making such a difference!
Jedediah: That's the problem. You organized buggy races for gambling purposes.
Annabet: And you made from 1900 calls from our community phone. Shame.

Jedediah: And worst of all, you've corrupted our daughter Prudence.
Harry: That is an absolute lie!
Annabet: We found this quilt in her room!
[Annabet holds up a quilt decorated with the text "Charlie Sheen", a drawing of him, and the text "Spin City"]
Harry: Okay, maybe a little bit of corruption, but...

Sally: All right, look. We're sorry. Okay? We tried to live up to your purity, but I guess we should go. By the way, Annabet, you hit the Trifecta.
Harry: Pumpkin, I know you're gonna miss me. But some night when you're feelin' lonely just look up there.
Prudence: At a star?
Harry: No, at a satellite, 'cause wherever I am, I'm gonna be watchin' satellite TV.
Jedediah: Get out!

Mary: Are you who I think you are, Scoochie?
Dick: Oh. Yeah.
Mary: I thought you wanted to meet me by the moat.
Dick: I did? That's a stupid idea. Let's get outta here, Mary.
Mary: No! Scoochie, we can't leave.
Dick: All right, I'll stay for the wet bodice contest, but that's it!

Dick: Look, we've got bigger problems than that. There are other aliens in central Ohio. Harry, Sally, find this Team X. I want to know who they are, what they're doing, and... and and who their publicist is.
Sally: That sounds way too hard.
Harry: That sounds like a lot of work.
Dick: Hey, I think you're forgetting one thing. Cougar pride.
Both: Cougar pride. [all growling]