‘Eleven Angry Men and One Dick’
Season 3, Episode 7 - Aired November 12, 1997
Dick is summoned for jury duty. Meanwhile, Tommy and Harry agree to be silent for a week as part of Mary's experiment, and Sally meets a cynical English playwrite.
Quote from Don
Don: Sally, thank god you're alive.
Sally: What?
Don: Uh, a tanker full of milk jackknifed on the interstate. I thought you might be in it.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Oh, look at him. How much more guilty can you get? I mean, he's got a gun.
Irving: That's the bailiff.
Dick: Oh. Oh. Well. What about him? His expensive suit, clutching a briefcase-
Irving: He's a lawyer.
Dick: Oh. Well, his turn will come.
Quote from Dick
Dick: I've been sitting in there for 2 hours. You'd think they'd at least put out a buffet. [hits vending machine] Damn!
Foster: Yeah, I lost 75 cents in that thing. Nutzit?
Dick: Cool Ranch?
Foster: Barbecue.
Dick: No, thanks. [grabs a few] Maybe just one.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Look, Foster said he wasn't guilty. Are you calling him - and his attorney - a liar?
Irving: Yes!
Dick: Now, look, let's just slow down a minute, can we? I think we need to consider the consequences of what we're doing here. Can you live with sending this man to jail considering the indisputable fact that Chris Foster is so pudgy and cute?
Quote from Sally
Dick: Oh! Thank God you're here! I need your help.
Sally: [English accent] Dick, trial over?
Dick: Eliza?
Sally: No. It's Sally.
Dick: Oh.
Quote from Don
Dick: No, the trial's not over. We've been sequestered at Gary's motor lodge.
Don: I'm no law expert, but, uh, if you've been sequestered, I don't think you should be here.
Dick: I had to come. They're gonna convict this poor guy Chris Foster.
Don: Oh, come on, he's guilty!
Dick: Well, how do you know?
Don: He's on trial, isn't he?
Quote from Harry
Dick: God, when does it end?
Tommy: Ah, it's just a phase.
Harry: Yeah, she'll grow out of it.
Dick: But in the meantime, what are we gonna eat?
Harry: [English accent] Bangers and mash, guv'nor.