Vicki Dubcek: Hello, Harry.
Harry: Vicki! You're alive!
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, very much so. But- But there's something you should know.
Harry: Oh, please don't say the alphabet.
Vicki Dubcek: No.

Vicki Dubcek: Harry, while I was away, I- I had needs.
Harry: Oh, really?
Vicki Dubcek: And I could not help but involve myself with men in an overly carnal, naked way.
Harry: What are you saying?
Vicki Dubcek: I had... a boyfriend. His name was Randy. But- But it's all over now, Harry.
Harry: Oh, really?
Vicki Dubcek: Yes, really.
Harry: Well, that's good enough for me.

Mary: [sings] June is busting out all over All over the meadow and the hill [laughs]
Nina: Just finished your last class.
Mary: You know it! Ha ha.
Nina: You're gonna miss those kids, aren't you?
Mary: Oh, yeah. That's why I never learn their names. It would be too hard.

Sally: Oh, god. That was fun. I want more.
Dick: More what?
Sally: Well, I'm not sure, but I think I'm ready to lose my virginity.
Dick: Hey, good for you, Lieutenant.
Sally: I want Don to go to third base.
Tommy: Wait, Sally, that's still gonna leave you 90 feet short.

Mrs. Dubcek: Vicki, another delivery for you.
Vicki Dubcek: Not from Randy?!
Both: Eww!
Mrs. Dubcek: You don't have to be Quincy to know that's a pig's heart.
Harry: Well, it's a nice thought. I'll go get a vase.

Dick: Family meeting! Family meeting! Harry's been abducted! This is not good.
Sally: He's in transmission mode. That psycho's gonna hear him.
Dick: Our cover's gonna be blown!
Tommy: Yeah, well, Harry's not gonna get to say much if the psycho cuts his head off.
Dick: That's a good point.
Sally: Oh, thank god.
Tommy: No, that's a bad thing!

Vicki Dubcek: Will you just do something before they get too far?!
Don: The safest thing for us to do is go back to bed and let the professionals take care of it.
Vicki Dubcek: We ought to check out the bars by the railyards first.
Dick: Good idea. Let's go!
Tommy: [watch beeps] Oh, wait. My linzer torte is ready.
All: [sniffs] Ah.
Dick: Let's go!