‘Dick's Ark’
Season 6, Episode 12 - Aired February 6, 2001
Sally gets a job as a weather reporter and predicts a massive tornado is set to hit Rutherford. Meanwhile, Dick can't understand why Mary wants some time away from him.
Quote from Sally
Chaz Montana: Okay, Sally. When you started here, I liked you. Okay? I was actually even thinking of asking you out. But you blew it, baby.
Sally: Did I do something wrong, Chaz?
Chaz Montana: Okay. You know what? The coy little I-just-popped-out-of-an-egg routine might've worked before. But, no. Now I know you are a self-concerned, arrogant, castrating person.
Sally: Ouch.
Chaz Montana: Yeah.
Sally: Chaz, let me make it up to ya. Whaddaya say you and I go out tonight? Just, you know together. We could meet at the pier.
Chaz Montana: What do you have in mind?
Sally: Well, I thought perhaps we could play a little game called... Twister.
Chaz Montana: Oh. Well, then I'd better do some stretches.
Quote from Harry
Cheryl: So, you're having a party?
Harry: Well, it's actually more of a gathering. You know, just us and some loved ones. You know, my sister's Sally Storm.
Cheryl: The weather girl who's always right?
Harry: Well, she's not always right. She didn't predict that I'd be meetin' a sweet little angel like yourself. Hey, you wanna come?
Cheryl: I get off at 8.
Harry: No, no. The party's at 8. You'll get off at 9. You know somethin'? I like you so much, I'm gonna pay for these steaks. [removes steaks from pants]
Quote from Dick
Sally: Water. Batteries. Cat food?
Dick: I'm not eating cat food.
Harry: Well, I knew you'd be all stuck up about it, Dick. So I got ya Fancy Feast.
Dick: Oh. Thank goodness.
Quote from Harry
Cheryl: I'm sorry I'm late. I had no idea there was really a bomb shelter here.
Dick: Yes, sweetheart. It was build during the Cuban Missile Crisis. Now, who the hell are you?
Cheryl: Oh. I'm Sheryl from the market. Harry invited me.
Dick: Oh, how nice of him, considering he'll have to give you half his rations.
Harry: She will have the kibble. I will have the bits.
Quote from Sally
Cheryl: Hey. All right. You're Sally Storm from TV.
Sally: Yeah, that's me. Be cool. Stay in school.
Quote from Sally
Sally: There's no tornado. No wind. Not even a cloud in the sky!
Dick: There has to be, unless you... Unless you were wrong.
Sally: Oh, no! Now I gotta go push Chaz off the pier myself.
Quote from Dick
Dick: I'll tell you what's unpredictable. Mary wanted to take a break from me. And the fact is, something good actually came of it.
Sally: So Mary's off the sauce, huh?
Dick: Yeah. But when she's not drinking, she gets a little crabby, so I told her that I needed to take some time off.