‘Dick is from Mars, Sally is from Venus’
Season 1, Episode 4 - Aired January 30, 1996
Dick wants to give the impression the Solomons are just a normal family so he sends Tommy to high school and Sally out into the dating world.
Quote from Sally
Nina: Hey, check out the bartender.
Mary: Ooh, god's gift to women.
Sally: I hope he kept the receipt. [Mary and Nina laugh]
Mary: Oh, get a load of the guy in the vest.
Sally: I hope he kept the receipt. [laughs] [Nina laughs]
Quote from Sally
Nina: See, Sally, there's just no dealing with the opposite sex.
Sally: Yes. Yes, the opposite sex. I didn't do anything wrong. It's men. They're a completely opposite sex. They hunt. We gather. They sweat. We glow. They shake. We wipe. You, your sexual organs are in total diametric opposition to mine.
Man: Well, hey, so can I give you a call sometime or?
Sally: Oh, yeah, I'll be waiting by the phone. [laughs]
Nina: Have we poisoned her?
Mary: No now she's a buxom, leggy, pouty-lipped bitch with attitude. I think she'll do just fine.