‘Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole’
Season 5, Episode 18 - Aired May 2, 2000
When Dick and Harry fall down a hole, Don brings in an outside expert, Angus "The Hole" McDuff (Alan Cumming), to lead the rescue operation. Meanwhile, Sally clashes with The Hole, while Tommy capitalizes on his family's tragedy with merchandise.
Quote from Sally
Angus McDuff: Okay, more of that later. Now I must descend. Whilst you dilly-dallied, the hole has gotten stronger.
Sally: Hey, can I tag along? You know, I really want to learn from the best.
Angus McDuff: All right. You can come with me.
Sally: Thanks.
Angus McDuff: But one word of caution. When we get to the bottom of that hole, whatever you do... don't look up.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Harry! Dick! Oh, my God, you're alive!
Dick: Hi, Sally. Hello, my dapper friend. You're always welcome here.
Sally: What are you guys doing just sitting there? You're free. Come on, let's go.
Dick: Not so fast. Sally, we're not going anywhere. This is our home now.
Sally: What?
Angus McDuff: Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. I've seen this all before. It's a variation of the Stockholm Syndrome. They've been down here for so long, they've actually fallen in love with their captor... the hole.
Sally: They've fallen in love with you?
Angus McDuff: No, not me. This hole. Now, we'll have to deprogram them very gently. It could take weeks.
Sally: Aw, screw that noise. Get your idiot asses up there. Do you know how hard I worked to get you out?
Quote from Sally
Angus McDuff: Sally.
Sally: Hole.
Angus McDuff: Sally, you're a natural. Join me. We could travel the world, pulling people out of holes together.
Sally: Oh, that sounds tempting.
Angus McDuff: Mm-hmm.
Sally: Hey, could I have a nickname, too?
Angus McDuff: Well, I see no reason you also couldn't be called The Hole.
Sally: I'm gonna pass on that one.
Angus McDuff: Okay, okay, fine.