Quote from Dick in Dick'll Take Manhattan Part 1
Dick: Let's go! Sally: Well, what- What about Tommy? Dick: Leave him a note. Harry: Am I okay to go dressed like this? Dick: You're fine. Anyway, I'm sure they have a Gap there. Sally. Sally: Okay, I'm so excited. Dick: Here we go. [closes closet door; opens door] Who am I kidding? There's no portal to another dimension in the closet. Sally & Harry: Oh. Dick: It's in the shower.