Harry: I'm sorry. I've never been in an elevator that fast before. "Harry Solomon, network president." Is this true?
Pitman: Yes.
Harry: [shouting] Then what the hell are you people doing in my office?
Pitman: Harry, we need some creative counter programming fast. ABC's got a major hit with Who Wants to Be a Turkish Prisoner?
Harry: Well, that might be good for ABC, but that's not who we are. We're about quality, all right? I want this network to be about families and violence and as much sex as we can get away with.