Tommy: I just came home to change shirts.
Sally: Cool.
[Tommy and Harry remove their shirts and swap]
Tommy: See, I figured out what was wrong with our relationship. She wants a man. She sees me as an immature doofus, you know. But I ask you this... Would an immature doofus rent this?
Sally: If I Were You, I'd Get Out Of That House In A Hurry III. What gives?
Tommy: What do you mean? We watch that, she gets really scared, wants a big, strong man to protect her.
Harry: Yeah!
Tommy: It's all gonna go fine. I know it is. Or else I'll just move to plan B.
Sally: What's plan B?
Tommy: Flowers. But sometimes even they don't cheer me up.