Sally: You know, Dick, when Tommy left, he did say he had a plan that would bring him and Alissa back together.
Dick: Oh. Young impassioned lovers sneaking out of the house on a secret mission with a suitcase? I'm stumped.
Mrs. Dubcek: Sounds to me like they've eloped.
Sally: See, I knew.
Dick: That's what I-
Strudwick: This is a catastrophe!
Dick: Now, now, Strudwick. As fathers, we must bless our children's choices and let them follow their hearts.
Harry: Dick, does this mean that you and beardy-face guy are gonna be related?
Dick: No, not at all, Harry. I-- Oh, my God. We've got to stop them!