Quote from Dick in Dick Solomon's Day Off
Dick: What if I were to call in sick? Sally: But you're not. Dick: I know. Harry: You've gone mad. Dick: But it would be so easy. Tommy: Dick, if it were so easy, don't you think somebody would have tried it already? Dick: Look, someone had to be the first person to turn a corncob into a pipe. Sally: Taking a sick day when you're not really sick? Sounds like a crime to me. Dick: It's not a crime. It's the crime of the century. Harry: That's brilliant! Turning a corncob into a pipe!