Tommy: This is so wrong. How is it that women on this planet can freely look at other women naked? I mean, the men can't look at other men naked.
Sally: Yes, they can.
Tommy: Trust me, it's discouraged.
Sally: So I saw your girlfriend naked. What's the big deal?
Tommy: That's just it! It's not a big deal to you! To me, it's a very big deal! Perhaps the biggest of all deals! But it happens to you, someone to whom it's a very tiny deal. Irony sucks!
Sally: Well, Tommy, have you asked Alissa if you could see her naked? I mean, every time I've had the urge to see a guy naked, all I've had to do is ask, and bam! Johnson!