Quote from Dick in Dick Strikes Out
Sally: You know, Dick, it seems to me that we've got some labor problems here ourselves. Tommy: That's true. No health plan. No benefits. We haven't had a raise in years. Harry: Yeah, maybe we should go on strike against you. Unfair! Tommy: Unfair! Sally: Unfair! Dick: I'm sorry. There is simply no room in the budget for raises. [all groan] Ah, but I can go you one better. Promotions. Sally, you are now the senior security officer. Sally: That'll look good on the old resume. Dick: Tommy, I am making you senior information officer. Tommy: About freaking time. [Dick falls silent] Harry: ... What about me, Dick? Dick: Oh, Harry. You're... Um, you're... Harry, you're now Harold. Harry: Champagne for everyone! Dick: Do I hear a thank you?