Tommy: Hey, Sally, these crab-and-mango autumn rolls are really moving.
Sally: What are those used toothpicks doing on the plate?
Tommy: People put them there after they eat the autumn rolls.
Sally: Okay, so why did I hollow out a summer squash to make a toothpick cushion if no one's gonna use it, hmm?
Tommy: Relax, everyone's having fun.
Sally: Yeah... at my expense. I mean, you work so hard to make everything perfect, but do they care? No. I mean, has anybody even noticed the- the crouton turtles in the olive oil ponds? Huh? Or- Or that the napkin rings are made out of edible flowers? And no one, not one single person, has even mentioned the herb centerpieces! [grabs a woman's head] Smell the perfection! Smell it!