Sally: Have there been any breaks in the case?
Don: Uh, uh, no, Sally. Uh, but I've got every available man on it.
Sally: What about a handwriting expert? I- Don't you guys have some sort of handwriting expert that can take a look at this thing?
Don: A handwriting expert? Sally, we're just a small police department, and I, uh... I'm the handwriting expert. Uh, here, let me take a look at that. Aha. Given the slope of this crossed "t", we can definitely conclude that this guy is a lover, not a loser, Sally.
Sally: Really?
Rico: I don't know. Curve of the "v" says he's a pervert. And the capital "y" says he's killed and will kill again.
Don: Rico!
Sally: I knew it! Don, I cannot sleep knowing that he is out there. Please find him for me. Just find him. [exits]
Rico: Boy, oh, boy. You better find that perv.
Don: [to himself] I'm the perv.