Quote from Harry in Charitable Dick
Harry: It's so hard to keep track of all this. Dick: I know, don't we have it all written down someplace? Tommy: Yeah, it's all in the mission statement. Dick: Where is that thing, anyway? Tommy: Well, if anybody's wondering, I didn't leave it on the bus. Dick: Well, we can't be on a mission without a mission statement. You guys are gonna have to write up a new one. Tommy: What? Why us? Dick: Because subordinates must do whatever the High Commander says. Harry: Boy, that reminds me of a mission statement I once read on a bus.