Mr. Mora: I'm in the middle of teaching a class here.
Sally: Yeah, but I need answers. You see, I went on the pill, but the pill's making me act crazy, and my boyfriend thinks I'm nuts 'cause he doesn't know that I'm on the pill, and I can't tell him, so I just really need your help.
Mr. Mora: Well, um... have you considered being honest with your boyfriend?
Sally: That's not an option.
Mr. Mora: How about abstinence?
Sally: Abstinence? What's that?
Mr. Mora: That's... that's not having sex at all.
Sally: Yeah! Honesty! Honesty will work!