Dick: I just don't get it. Harrison Ford and I have all the same parts: a nose, and a mouth. How come they look so much better on him?
Mrs. Dubcek: Well, you know, you could always do a little snip-snip job.
Dick: If you're suggesting that I kidnap someone, cut off his face, and glue it onto my own, don't. Because that never looks as good as it should.
Mrs. Dubcek: I was talking about plastic surgery. Yeah. You know, ten years ago, I had my boobs done.
Sally: You did?
Mrs. Dubcek: Reduced three sizes.