Harry: So, uh, how long before the show, Dick?
Dick: Oh, I hope it's not for a while. I'm meeting the most fascinating people, Harry.
Tommy: Dick, what kind of a weird-ass party is this? Everyone I talk to, they want to tell me their whole life story. And then, they want to tell me secrets about the other guests.
Sally: Yeah, yeah, and that guy, Chip Caswell, he keeps telling me about how much he hates this old dude with the young wife, and you know what? He wears makeup.
Dick: You know what your problem is? For the first time, you find yourselves in a civilized social situation where you have to match wits with intellectuals and bon vivants, and you crumble. I, on the other hand, flourish. Another drink, Colonel?
Colonel Pinkham: Don't mind if I do. [laughs] [Dick imitates laugh]