Dick: I- I don't know how this could've happened. It- It just came out of nowhere.
Don: Dick, those tire tracks tell a different story. It looks like you drove off the road and straight into this tree.
Dick: Well, that tree must be new because I've driven off this road several times, and I never hit it once.
Don: Were you distracted, maybe take your eyes off the road?
Dick: No.
Mary: He was ordering a pizza.
Dick: Mary, please. That's the whiplash talking. [arguing over each other]
Don: Well, in any case! An accident report has to be filed. It's just a good thing you aren't drunk, Dick, because that would be... a lot more paperwork!